R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Nicole vs. Life
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
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