So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
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long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
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I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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