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So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
this is an emotional support booty call
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
