Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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