im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
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Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
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I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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