considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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