David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
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We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
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You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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