i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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