It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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