My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
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She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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