ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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