Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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