butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
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just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
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I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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