Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
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You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
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I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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