plz talk dirty to me
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
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'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
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Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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