i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Girls should come with a carfax report
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Randomize
