Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
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So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
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I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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