Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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