Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
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I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
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Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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