Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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