I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I am in a vortex of obligation.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
