brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
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i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
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I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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