i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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