it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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