5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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