Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
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he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
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The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Well I just put wine in my tea
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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