a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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