the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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