I have demons in me.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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