Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Well I just put wine in my tea
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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