I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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