OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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