I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Randomize