Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
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Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
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We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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