she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
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I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
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Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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