Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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