Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i used baking grease as lip gloss
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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