I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
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Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
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Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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