i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
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you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
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So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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