can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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