apparently the secret to your success is patron
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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