So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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