my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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