No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
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Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
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"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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