guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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