sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
he's single and there are thong briefs.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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