addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
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I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
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My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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