im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I must be too annoying 4 u.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Randomize
