my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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