Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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