What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
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He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
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I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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