Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
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Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
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A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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