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Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
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2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
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The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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