Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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