I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
