I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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