now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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