and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
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If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
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Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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