Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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